The STATIC ROOM Weed College Collection is a masterclass in premium flower curation. Each strain is hand-selected for its visual brilliance, terpene intensity, and structural perfection, offering a full spectrum of flavors and effects. From light green buds glazed in straight frost to dense purple-tipped nugs dripping in candy gas, this menu is built for connoisseurs who demand loud nose, chunky structure, and terpene fidelity. Whether it’s the cake-forward Apple Jack, the grasped n crème hybrid, or the Permanent Marker x Pineapple Fruz cross, every cultivar earns its place with 9/10 gas ratings, dense frosty finishes, and catalog-worthy presentation. This isn’t just flower—it’s graduation-level genetics.
📘 Weed College Menu Highlights
– Light green buds – shimmering with frost, clean structure
– Straight frost – trichome-heavy, glassy finish
– Loud nose! 9/10 – terpene-rich, pungent aroma
– Dense frosty buds – tight structure, premium bag appeal
– Green/purple – vibrant contrast, photogenic finish
– Loud cake gas 8.5/10 – dessert funk with backend fuel
– Grasped n crème – creamy, gassy hybrid with soft texture
– Apple Jack – sweet apple pastry with a diesel twist
– Chunky dense buds – heavy nugs, ideal for macro shots
– All frosty – full coverage trichomes, collector-grade
– Loud candy gas 9/10 – sweet and sharp, terp bomb
– Permanent Marker / Pineapple Fruz – funky, tropical, and potent
– Dense frosty nugs – catalog-ready, hand-trimmed perfection
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